Akpos in a hurry

Akpos in a hurry used the ladies ‘toilet in a
posh hotel’.
He sat down and noticed four buttons – WW,
WA, PP and APR. Curious, he pressed WW
and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM
WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM
AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed
PP and a POWDER PUFF made him smell
fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press the
last button APR. He later woke up in a
hospital.
A nurse smiled and said to him, “Sir, APR
means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When
the machine couldn’t find a pad on you, it
went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar
over there.”