Not Around

DAD: Akpos, if Mr John asks
after me, tell him I’m not
around. How will you tell
him
when he comes, cos i know
you are funny? AKPOS: When he comes, I
will say my daddy said I should tell
you he is not around.
DAD: Idiot! Just tell him, he is
not around. Ok!? AKPOS: Yes daddy.
[When Mr John arrived…]
MR JOHN: Akpos, where is ur daddy?
AKPOS: He is not around.
MR JOHN: When is he coming
back?
AKPOS: Wait let me go and ask him he didn’t
tell me.
(Rushed into the room, shouting, daddy,
daddy,
when are u coming back?)