New comer

MID-WEEK FUN! MID-WEEK FUN!! NEW
COMER X_X :D X_X
Pastor: If you are worshiping with us for the
first time in this church, The New Life
Church.
You are so special to us. The whole church
will like to know your name.
New comer: I am Dele Ogbeche.
(Church...shouts n cheers)
Pastor: Halleluyah!
Church: Amen.
Pastor: Mr Dele Ogbeche, do you have any
prayer request you want the church to pray
for u?
Ogbeche: Yes Sir. The church should help me
pray that God should promote my business in
this church more than how he promoted it in
my former church.
Church: AAAMMMEEEENNN!!!
Pastor: Church, I will want u to use the
whole of your strength to pray the prayer for
him that Oh Lord, promote this Mr Ogbeche's
business in this church (speaks in
tongues...masokokokokole sebede)
Thus, saith d Lord, Listen, that your business
shall sell in dis church more than where you
were coming from in thousand/million folds.
Church/Ogbeche:
AAAAAMMMMMEEEEEENNNNNN.
Pastor: Mr Ogbeche, open your eyes. You left
your former church because the business
was not selling very well, abi?
Ogbeche: Yes Sir. Actually it was selling at
first because the pastor had like 7 children
and the children started dying one by one
and they were buying the casket to bury
them from me. Likewise the church members
started dying small small so my business
was growing because they were all buying
their caskets from me. By the grace of God
Sir, I make caskets.
Pastor: Mr Ogbeche, Abi ko fe da fun yin ni?
Ori e buru ni? Pls stand up.
Pastor: Church, u will pray, Oh Lord destroy
Mr Ogbeche's life permanently if he refuses
to leave the church immediately...
Church: IN JESUSSSSSSSSS
NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, FIIRRRRRRRRREE!
Pastor: (Looks @ him as he runs out of d
church) OLORI BURUKU